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Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Lewis Mooney & Ed Cole with Brian Billow





Original by Airloaf

Rip-off by Lewis Mooney & Ed Cole, directed by 
Brian Billow.

Exactly what sort of cunts are Lewis and Ed?

If at one end of the scale there's the immaculately folded,
origami cricket made of parma ham kind of cunts, then 
they're right at the other end; disemboweled rat 
splayed on a dissecting table infested with blow-fly
egg-sacs kind of cunts.

Nauseating abominations of atrocities that barely 
qualify as vaginas at all kind of cunts.

Because not only are they your standard-issue
thieving adland wank baskets, they're also totally 
oblivious to what's good about the object of their 
plagiarism.

What's so brilliant about Baptazia is (of course) the
ecstatically amazing dancing and the sublime 
finesse with which the footage is cut to the soundtrack.

Only a pair as clueless, crass and basic as Lewis 
and Ed could think that the humour lay in the mere 
juxtaposition of a church service with drum and bass.

And only a pair as arrogant as them would imagine
that they'd get away with it; some Baptazia clips have 
over a million views on YouTube.

Lewis. Ed. You are mega-cunts, meta-cunts, cunts so
wide a squirrel could windsurf across you, so deep you 
go back in time and fuck yourselves with turds from the 
future.

Cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts.




Cunts




31 comments:

  1. Hmmm. Some examples you post are egregious in the extreme and deserving of the c-word. This? I think the creative has come up with something different enough to justify their job title. After all, this kind of juxtaposition was hardly the invention of Airloaf, was it?

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  2. Yo - So hmm - ok I wonder how I can say this...

    Maybe you need to direct your attention to the ADVERTISING AGENCY who came up with the exact idea, complete with the specific music reference and setting that you so wrongfully blame the DIRECTOR for. Did the Director create the concept that you are slamming? No he didn't. Was the reference you speak of and include suggested by the Director? again NOPE.

    So aim your cross-hairs at the target where it should be - I would not be surprised if it was an agency that you used to work for and were fired from.

    Enjoy life Have a Tango!

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  3. 卡爾.桑得柏:「除非先有夢,否則一切皆不成。」共勉!..................................................

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  4. 知識可以傳授,智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。......................................................................

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  5. Copy Cunts, Criticism is easy, art is difficult.

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  6. 在莫非定律中有項笨蛋定律:「一個組織中的笨蛋,恆大於等於三分之二。」. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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  7. you are exactly the same as me m8 i hate copying shite for i am humble joe ?
    BANDWAGON JUMPERS I HATE THE FUCKERS
    cheers mate a good let em know it but they will keep stealing like there is no tommorow CUNTITUDE
    get yourself over to a page called "is a cunt"
    BRICKBAT

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