Lewis Mooney & Ed Cole with Brian Billow

Original by Airloaf

Rip-off by Lewis Mooney & Ed Cole, directed by 

Brian Billow.

Exactly what sort of cunts are Lewis and Ed?

If at one end of the scale there's the immaculately folded,

origami cricket made of parma ham kind of cunts, then 

they're right at the other end; disemboweled rat 

splayed on a dissecting table infested with blow-fly

egg-sacs kind of cunts.

Nauseating abominations of atrocities that barely 

qualify as vaginas at all kind of cunts.

Because not only are they your standard-issue

thieving adland wank baskets, they're also totally 

oblivious to what's good about the object of their 

plagiarism.

What's so brilliant about Baptazia is (of course) the

ecstatically amazing dancing and the sublime 

finesse with which the footage is cut to the soundtrack.

Only a pair as clueless, crass and basic as Lewis 

and Ed could think that the humour lay in the mere 

juxtaposition of a church service with drum and bass.

And only a pair as arrogant as them would imagine

that they'd get away with it; some Baptazia clips have 

over a million views on YouTube.

Lewis. Ed. You are mega-cunts, meta-cunts, cunts so

wide a squirrel could windsurf across you, so deep you 

go back in time and fuck yourselves with turds from the 

future.

Cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts.

Cunts