Original by Big Bad Trish.
Rip-off by Nick Wray, directed by Hadi.
Please welcome Big Trouble In Little Vagina, our very first guest contributor.
"This ad is like your 110th wank.
It’s lazy. Half arsed. Shameful. Painful. Boring. And the pitiful dribble of ‘creativity’ that is threaded through this cluster-rape of a spot is laughable – rather like the clear liquid that slopes out of your cock-end during the contemptible finale of your vinegar stroke. The creative team managed to conjure the equivalent of watching the Transformers and, seconds later, “thinking up" the mighty Go-Bots.
I hope that everyone involved in ripping off OK GO and director Big Bad Trish feels ashamed. Like their Gran had caught them tossing off to Sesame Street with their pet Chihuahua licking their tiny balls.
What a fucking disgrace."
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