David Bertram & Leo Berne and Matthijs van Heijningen

Original by David Fincher (director), Jim Uhls 

(screenwriter) & Chuck Palahniuk (author)

Rip-off by David Bertram & Leo Berne 

(creative team)and Matthijs van Heijningen 

(director)

Isn't it amazing the number of advertising cunts 

whose 'love of film' translates into stealing from

films they love?

Why do they do it? 

Because it's the closest to filmmaking they'll

ever get. The equivalent of a stalker 

snatching knickers from a washing-line to be 

wanked over in the cold night, dead-nerved 

cock lubricated by tears of self-disgust.

Absolute cunts.

Flo & Pet and DSG

Original byTaijin Takeuchi

Rip off by Flo & Pet (directors) and DSG (agency)

Here's Flo & Pet's utterly pathetic attempt to defend their plagiarism of 'A Wolf Loves a Pork':

"While we were looking for a way to realise a story describing 'a journey through time' based on printed images, we were inspired by Mr Takeuchi's brilliant work. For this reason we intentionally quoted his work in our little movie while showing full respect to his original idea. We didn't mention his name because we did not want to do so without his prior agreement. However after considering some of the comments posted here we have decided to add credits to him and his work, which we obviously absolutely love."

You absolutely love it, do you? Do you really? 

Do you absolutely love your dog? Do you piss in it's eyes when it greets you at the door? Do you funnel liquid concrete down it's yap-hole then hurl it out the window and await the squelch of it's impact, idly toying with your jaded orifices while perusing YouTube for more things to steal? 

If you absolutely love something, you don't abuse it. You respect it. You know that. We know that. So please spare us this simpering drivel. 

Gargantuan cunts, one and all. 

Neil Raphan & Ken Opalsky

Yet another Blu rip-off, this time by Neil Raphan and Ken Opalsky.

There seems to be some controversy over who 'directed' this travesty.

Apparently it is definitely NOT TokyoPlastic.

So says 'FlyingGiraffe'. While denying Mr Plastic's involvement in this audio visual gang rape, Mr Giraffe also took the time to defend his right to plagiarise it should he wish to:

"Blu was offered the opportunity to direct the film before it was put out to pitch to other directors."

Interesting argument. Now consider this: 

Me and Blu are coming round your gaff later. We're going to stab you in the eyes with an assortment of increasingly thick frozen turds until you are blind. Then we're going to ram the very thickest one down your cock-end until it bursts like a fisted mouse.

OK? You cool with that?

Or you can do it yourself and we'll just watch. 

What's that?

You don't want anyone to ruin your eyeballs and genitals with ice-hard shit-chisels? They belong to you and it's your decision what happens to them?

Well we're going to do it whether you like it or not. 

And that's just tough shit. 

Or frozen shit to be exact. Although it does soften after it's been down your urethra for ten minutes or so.

Imbecile.

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Tony Fiandaca and Paul Cummings - an apology

I accused Tony and Paul of plagiarising from 

PES's Human Skateboard ad for their 

GoGurt ad.

As it turns out, Tony vs. Paul - their stop-motion 

film that includes a short boarding sequence - 

was made was BEFORE PES made his film.

So I was wrong. Sorry Tony and Paul. 

Here, in chronological order of their creation,

is a bunch of stop-motion boarding/

surfing films.

First there was this (the whole film is great but 

forward to 4mins 18 for the relevant sequence..)

Then this.

Then this (Tony and Paul again). 

And finally...

Enoch Lam & Manuela Barbosa with David Frankham

Original by Michel Gondry. 

Rip-off by Enoch Lam and Manuela Barbosa at CHI, 

directed by David Frankham. 

 

This is classic advertising cuntery in full-effect. Enoch and

Manuela are the sort of fuck-boxes who think that

knowing who Michel Gondry is makes them 'creative'. 

But of course they are not. No more than poor  David 

is a 'director' because he's able to tell a camera 

operator where to point his camera.

 

The only consolation I can dredge from this toxic 

swamp of plagiarism is  a daydream in 

which Enoch, Manuela and David float across the 

rooftops of Soho in a bum-smoke powered hot air 

balloon, circle-jerking each other spastic as they 

congratulate themselves on having watched 

YouTube that week. 

Without warning, Michel Gondry swoops out of the

clouds atop a giant owl composed of discarded

coke-wrappers, outstretched crystalline talons 

shredding their balloon as it passes. Our three

hapless shit-burgers tumble to their deaths, 

and the last thing they see as the ground 

rushes up to meet them is a crowd joining hands

to create the outline of Gondry's mind-anus, 

gaping wide after it's merciless plundering.   

 

Cunts.

 

Nick Wray with Hadi

Original by Big Bad Trish.

Rip-off by Nick Wray, directed by Hadi. 

Please welcome Big Trouble In Little Vagina, our very first guest contributor.  

"This ad is like your 110^th wank.

It’s lazy. Half arsed. Shameful. Painful. Boring.  And the pitiful dribble of ‘creativity’ that is threaded through this cluster-rape of a spot is laughable – rather like the clear liquid that slopes out of your cock-end during the contemptible finale of your vinegar stroke. The creative team managed to conjure the equivalent of watching the Transformers and, seconds later, “thinking up" the mighty Go-Bots.

Fuck off.

I hope that everyone involved in ripping off OK GO and director Big Bad Trish feels ashamed. Like their Gran had caught them tossing off to Sesame Street with their pet Chihuahua licking their tiny balls.

What a fucking disgrace."

Quite so. 

Guest contributors are always welcome. Get in touch at kopykunts@yahoo.co.uk. 

Juan Cabral with Frank Budgen

Original by Kozyndan.

Rip-off by Juan Cabral and Frank Budgen.

Above is a piece of artwork depicting brightly coloured 

bunnies cavorting in a cityscape. 

Below is an advert depicting brightly coloured bunnies 

cavorting in a cityscape.  

The makers of the ad admit that they'd seen the artwork 

prior to shooting, but deny that it influenced them.

Rather like admitting to having fisted yourself that morning,

but denying that you're responsible for the gag-making 

stench-cloud of semi-digested black pudding that's 

stinking out the place.

Ted Heath & Paul Angus with Michael Moloney

Ted, Angus and Michael love Blu's work so much they've 

given him a great big adland-style high five by stealing his 

style without asking, paying, or acknowledging him 

in any way.

Fuck-trumpets, the lot of them.

Juan Cabral again

Nice one, Juan. Looking forward to a Dairy Milk ad 

involving a load of watermelons rolling down a hill. 

Cunt.

Juan plies his sorry trade at Fallon. Check out their 

website. 'We are Fallon' it boldly proclaims, with 

all the swagger you'd expect from such an 

unbearably conceited cluster of self-greasing pricks. 

'We are Plagiarists', more like.

Get fucked.