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Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Blake Waters & Will Thacker

Sir Didymus and Ambrosius from the film 'Labyrinth' Photobucket

Original by Brian Froud

Rip off by Blake Waters & Will Thacker

Big mistake, cunts. It's not just puppets in Labyrinth. You know who else is in it? David Bowie. He's not going to be happy. I wouldn't want Bowie on my scent. He's relentless. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to the drip drip of cocaine nosebleed on your forehead. You open your eyes and there he is - Bowie; tall bastard with a dead eye looming over you, impossibly standing between your bed and the wall like a legless ghost. But there's no space there, how's he doing that? He's Bowie, that's how. Sweet dreams, nob-joys.

1 comment:

    this post especially
    had my happy childhood memory mentally raped by this awful ad just yesterday morning, whilst alone in a hotel room with no-one to hear me cry Sir Diddymus!?!?! Nooooooooooooooooo