Andy Amadeo

Original by Simon Faithfull

Rip-off by Andy Amadeo

"We weren't saying that the innovation was sending the

balloon up. No one had done it in HD before and not as

an advert before. We didn't use a music sound track or 

any celebrity voices. That's the innovation. The fact that 

we created it as an advert".

That's what Andy said when confronted with the fact that

his ad is the antithesis of innovation on account of it 

being a re-enactment of something that had been done 

5 years previously, rather than the embodiment of 

innovation as was his intention. 

The shit-burgers at Grey are adamant that Simon 

Faithful was 'part of the team' on the Toshiba ad. Strange,

then, that he's not mentioned in any single piece of their

publicity or supporting material. 

Here, for your amusement, is Andy Amadeo - the 

blathering cunt-eyed shitwhistle responsible for stealing 

Simon's idea - pretending to have had an idea of his own:  

Surely a far more interesting project would have been to 

tether Andy to a balloon that would take him into the upper

stratosphere and see what effects the change in 

atmospheric pressure would have upon his brain?

Perhaps, just before he exploded his brain would become

sufficiently deformed from it's usual shape to produce an

original idea?

Or perhaps not.

Truly, here is a cunt so massive that it's clitoris has it's

own moon.