Nick Wray with Hadi

Original by Big Bad Trish.

Rip-off by Nick Wray, directed by Hadi. 

Please welcome Big Trouble In Little Vagina, our very first guest contributor.  

"This ad is like your 110^th wank.

It’s lazy. Half arsed. Shameful. Painful. Boring.  And the pitiful dribble of ‘creativity’ that is threaded through this cluster-rape of a spot is laughable – rather like the clear liquid that slopes out of your cock-end during the contemptible finale of your vinegar stroke. The creative team managed to conjure the equivalent of watching the Transformers and, seconds later, “thinking up" the mighty Go-Bots.

Fuck off.

I hope that everyone involved in ripping off OK GO and director Big Bad Trish feels ashamed. Like their Gran had caught them tossing off to Sesame Street with their pet Chihuahua licking their tiny balls.

What a fucking disgrace."

Quite so. 

Guest contributors are always welcome. Get in touch at kopykunts@yahoo.co.uk. 

Juan Cabral with Frank Budgen

Original by Kozyndan.

Rip-off by Juan Cabral and Frank Budgen.

Above is a piece of artwork depicting brightly coloured 

bunnies cavorting in a cityscape. 

Below is an advert depicting brightly coloured bunnies 

cavorting in a cityscape.  

The makers of the ad admit that they'd seen the artwork 

prior to shooting, but deny that it influenced them.

Rather like admitting to having fisted yourself that morning,

but denying that you're responsible for the gag-making 

stench-cloud of semi-digested black pudding that's 

stinking out the place.

Ted Heath & Paul Angus with Michael Moloney

Ted, Angus and Michael love Blu's work so much they've 

given him a great big adland-style high five by stealing his 

style without asking, paying, or acknowledging him 

in any way.

Fuck-trumpets, the lot of them.

Juan Cabral again

Nice one, Juan. Looking forward to a Dairy Milk ad 

involving a load of watermelons rolling down a hill. 

Cunt.

Juan plies his sorry trade at Fallon. Check out their 

website. 'We are Fallon' it boldly proclaims, with 

all the swagger you'd expect from such an 

unbearably conceited cluster of self-greasing pricks. 

'We are Plagiarists', more like.

Get fucked.